In-depth analysis of your child's psyche, talents, and fears, with only positive reinforcements ( w/2-hour recording). Maybe you have the future Elon Musk, Neil Degrasse, or the next Beyonce. A mailed copy can be printed for $5.00 plus shipping on blue, pink, yellow, or lavender paper. Specify in the memo.
A package of the full reading will be e-mailed to you.
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